…they didn’t make history, they stole it!
Young history buff Kevin can scarcely believe it when six dwarfs emerge from his closet one night. Former employees of the Supreme Being, they've purloined a map charting all of the holes in the fabric of time and are using it to steal treasures from different historical eras. Taking Kevin with them, they variously drop in on Napoleon, Robin Hood and King Agamemnon before the Supreme Being catches up with them.
treasure
dwarf
pig
magic
map
titanic
time travel
robin hood
tank
satire
napoleon bonaparte
cage
minotaur
burglary
steampunk
arm wrestling
ancient greece
giant
ogre
turned into animal
kevin